Thursday, March 20, 2008

kick one ass



Musharraf has been using the constitution documents to wipe his ass, telling others “that’s where the legal papers go.” And the new parliament leaders are making it sure this time that he gets all the “papers” up his holes now. Yes, the boys are ready to kick some asses here. Or should we say kick just once big fat ass.

Hell, the man couldn't even rig an election properly. He's definitely off his game. But, reading the comments of American administration officials about Pakistan these days is like trying to make sense of the rantings of a schizoid loonie, or maybe a small child who still believes that fairies exist.

The truth is that the Bushes and Rices of the world prefer to throw good money after bad if there's only one thief and liar acting as a conduit. With so many new players in the game, who can US officials trust to tell them those sweet post-9/11 lies as prettily as Musharraf?

Zardari talked a good game on CNN's opinion pages recently, taking particular umbrage at the thought of international assistance being "diverted" towards "making Pakistan's affluent few richer". Insert your own joke here.