Monday, September 29, 2008

calm the fuck down!


 So the fucking Pakistani media is burning up. Guests blabbing. graphics grahically depicting graphic things, banners flying. Its crisis time in Pakistan, full scale red alert, flshing fucking code red. More US military strikes? Another hotel explosion?
Think again. The number one news story in Pakitan is that the President of 'Islamic Republic of Pakistan' - during Ramadan, no less - told a good looking woman that she's gorgeous, which she is - and when asked if he'd hake her hand again for the press assembled for a photo up at the UNGA said he'd be willing to hug her instead. And that he understands why America has fallen in love with Sarah Palin. 
Jesus F Christ. 

Meanwhile, the AP reports that suicide attacks have killed 1200 people in Pakistan since July 2007, most civilians and that fighting between Pakistani troops and insurgents in the tribal areas has caused 20,000 Pakistanis to flee into Afghanistan, for fuck's sake. How fuckedup is our country when people think its safer to live in Afghanistan? 
Meanwhile, 'Gorgeous-gate' or 'Hug-gate' or whatever the fuck you want to call it dominates the news in Pakistan.  Zardari's exchange of small take overtakes the blood shed by Pakistanis. And the Pakistani media plays right into the 'scandal'. 
By the way, he said that infront of many media cameras and didnt took her to bed. Just calm the fuck down. Its normal to compliment someone like that.