Sunday, April 5, 2009


this is what is wrong with the US and then the rest of the world.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Curse of the Bambino

Have you ever called your maid a witch, your friend a moron, your teacher a nutbag? If you did, this is what would happen - the witch wouldnt come to work the next day, your friend would tell you to fuck off and your teacher would expel your disrespectful ass from the classroom. 

So its kinda fascinating to me that we the people of Pakistan are so disturbed that our goddamn president is so abusive to his ministers and advisors and that not one of the "victims" has made a peep of protest. 

Why worry for the dignity of a few who never stood up for yours? they brought the corruption and poverty level to its current peak. 

Be happy that there is someone, no matter how much of a crook and shakedown artist, is actually giving his craven staff some shit back. So what if he lashed out at "senior ministers", calling one a witch and another impotent? What if he has told "other members" to shut up or mocked their personal foibles, divorces and affairs?

Some say his behavior is putting off those who work around him to the point that they actively try to avoid running into him. Are you fucking kidding? If the abuse is so bad and the humiliation so unbearable at the hands of this monster boss, who has resigned of this attitude? Name of single member of this "gang" who left the President's service after being subject to a humiliating tirade.  

None, Not one. 

So let the man do his worst; after all we know he's good at it. And get this straight that this country is a Bambino - run by a gang. 

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Obama's win

Given all the facts that hes the very first African American to take the charge of the world now, but whats more amazing to me is that AlQaeda or Taliban or anyother terrorist organization didnt release any video or message. strange isnt it? Coz every single time when Bush administration was in hot waters those assholes were out there to virtually help them out. 
Osama endorsed Obama? Looks like that. 

Monday, September 29, 2008

calm the fuck down!

 So the fucking Pakistani media is burning up. Guests blabbing. graphics grahically depicting graphic things, banners flying. Its crisis time in Pakistan, full scale red alert, flshing fucking code red. More US military strikes? Another hotel explosion?
Think again. The number one news story in Pakitan is that the President of 'Islamic Republic of Pakistan' - during Ramadan, no less - told a good looking woman that she's gorgeous, which she is - and when asked if he'd hake her hand again for the press assembled for a photo up at the UNGA said he'd be willing to hug her instead. And that he understands why America has fallen in love with Sarah Palin. 
Jesus F Christ. 

Meanwhile, the AP reports that suicide attacks have killed 1200 people in Pakistan since July 2007, most civilians and that fighting between Pakistani troops and insurgents in the tribal areas has caused 20,000 Pakistanis to flee into Afghanistan, for fuck's sake. How fuckedup is our country when people think its safer to live in Afghanistan? 
Meanwhile, 'Gorgeous-gate' or 'Hug-gate' or whatever the fuck you want to call it dominates the news in Pakistan.  Zardari's exchange of small take overtakes the blood shed by Pakistanis. And the Pakistani media plays right into the 'scandal'. 
By the way, he said that infront of many media cameras and didnt took her to bed. Just calm the fuck down. Its normal to compliment someone like that. 

Monday, August 18, 2008

general surrenders

Thats what the Pakistani generals have always done. Surrender! But this time its different.  The readers who screw around alot must have heard the expression Pull and Pray. Thats when you are being careless and dont use the condoms. You pull before you ejaculate but later have to pray hard. 
The coalition government did almost the same, but luckily the people's prayers are heard. 
Call it prayers coz generally the generals dont leave their thrones as Mushy had to. Think of 17th of August 1988 when Zia was blown in air. Its 18th of August 2008 when Saudi intelligence chief Muqrin bin Abdul Aziz intervened once again and got Mushy a less shameful exit. 
This time the US wasnt as involved as Saudis. Pakistanis should burn Saudi flags too to keep those bastards out of their business. 

Monday, July 28, 2008

insane clown posse

Look at the happy couple.

It looks like Bush has found a new BFF. Will Mush be jealous?

Following an Oval Office meeting with Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani, Bush called Pakistan "a strong ally and a vibrant democracy" - despite the fact that America backed an unpopular dictator until about 5 minutes ago, but then again Musharraf should be used to getting boned hard and dumped by now.

And then Gilani, who's here trawling for sweet, sweet cash and doesn't want to upset his high roller john, suggested that if a missile strike on Monday had been orchestrated by the U.S., that would be a violation of Pakistan's sovereignty. Well no fucking kidding. Better get used to it bitches.
Meanwhile Barack "Bombs Away" Obama is supposed to meet with Gilani on Tuesday. Maybe to tell him we're going to bomb the fuck out of your country but don't take it personally. We do this out of love. But you can always Hope for Change! Yes We Can!

And be sure to tune in to No Quarter Radio on Friday nights at 10 p.m. ET/7 p.m. PT for more Pakisani rudeness.

Friday, July 25, 2008

look at this

What the hell is he doing.

Ok, he's a christian, his name sounds muslim and now he's out there kissing the wailing wall with a yarmulke on his head and on top of it a rabbi standing right beside him.

i mean, he's fucking confused all the way. don't you think? It's too much!
He must be saying. God, if you are there, and if you aren't muslim, or christian, and finally Jew, please get me to White House. I know i just started in 2004 but i managed myself to get myself here, so please, that's what i want on my CV. The first Black guy who got into the White house.