times up

If Pakistan were a woman, she'd be a ballbuster. Isn't the conventional wisdom that women usually want a man to stick around after a night of getting fucked hard and listening to stories about how this moment is the real thing? But not Pakistan.

Musharraf has fucked the country hard for the past nine years, and now Pakistan is kicking him out of bed, throwing his pants at him, telling him to get the fuck out and don't call us. Oh, Mushy, you thought you could stay a while longer? You thought you could exit with dignity? Just be grateful you're getting out with your balls intact and while you're still breathing you bastard. And don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Saudi sickness

Fucking Saudis, that's one of the most galling aspects of this food thing. That's being brought on by rising fuel prices among other reasons all the wrong people end up with the money, like the saudis who spend part of it building madrassahs and fucking up countries around the world.

fans like these

Miss Pakistan World, Mahleej Sarkari was at the 4th largest International beauty pageant in the world. Born in Karachi, but originally from Balochistan, Sarkari currently resides in Toronto where she studied business and now owns her own spa business.

A huge fan of Musharraf, Mahleej echoed that her main aim was to get President Musharraf well known among all the other beauty queens.

whatever...

hung up their sheet

There's an organization of racists in the US called the Ku Klux Klan. (And theres still one in Pakistan called the MQM). They used to be pretty powerful. (they still are). They were a bunch of Master Race wannabes with half-wit leaders who wore silly outfits made of sheets and claimed white people were in danger of extinction at the hands of blacks, Jews and Catholics. (So are they - read it PPP, PML-N and ANP). They not only infiltrated the law, for decades they WERE the law, particularly in the South, where they entertained themselves by lynching black people and burning shit. (They still do). When an old racist and bigot dies or "retires" in the US, they're said to have "hung up their sheet". (But this asshole hasnt died or resigned).
The klan was broken through a combined effort of an aggressive, critical press; the civil rights movement, and intervention by the FBI and the federal government (while the MQM thrives with the support of the agencies and is given legitimacy by the so-called Pakistani "media", despite efforts by the lawyers movement.)

let the beatings begin

Oh yes, It’s a pay back time you jerks. People had enough of your fuckups. Whatever they are doing now, is just democracy, the Pakistani style. And lets be clear here, as mentioned before this is all because of the goddamn president of ours. The pussy, the punk living not in the president house but the army chief’s residence.
These shoe slapping to his cronies are just signals. Soon, Mush himself is going to be everyones favorite bitch and hes gona cry just before getting fucked. And by the fucking way, the lawyers cant do what the agencies can.

show them

Ya, the flyers and show the "leader of the world" and the rest, that Pakistan actually is:



Federal Information Minister, Sherry Rehman meeting her predecessor.



Newly elected Chief Minister of the NWFP shaking hand with the member of the provincial assembly.

big pimpin' pak style

We have Richard Boucher and John Negroponte, the high rollers who have always gotten the best whores the brothel has to offer by throwing sweet, sweet dollars around for years, having to go hat in hand to the new Big Pimps in the house only to find that they have to get in line like all the other skanky johns who come off the street.

But their trip wasn't a complete waste. They got a chance to visit "President" Musharraf, the sad old whore no one wants to fuck any more but who's kept around because no one's gotten around to putting her shit in the street yet (but don't worry, it'll happen soon enough).