wrong!

this is what is wrong with the US and then the rest of the world.

Curse of the Bambino

Have you ever called your maid a witch, your friend a moron, your teacher a nutbag? If you did, this is what would happen - the witch wouldnt come to work the next day, your friend would tell you to fuck off and your teacher would expel your disrespectful ass from the classroom. 

So its kinda fascinating to me that we the people of Pakistan are so disturbed that our goddamn president is so abusive to his ministers and advisors and that not one of the "victims" has made a peep of protest. 

Why worry for the dignity of a few who never stood up for yours? they brought the corruption and poverty level to its current peak. 

Be happy that there is someone, no matter how much of a crook and shakedown artist, is actually giving his craven staff some shit back. So what if he lashed out at "senior ministers", calling one a witch and another impotent? What if he has told "other members" to shut up or mocked their personal foibles, divorces and affairs?

Some say his behavior is putting off those who work around him to the point that they actively try to avoid running into him. Are you fucking kidding? If the abuse is so bad and the humiliation so unbearable at the hands of this monster boss, who has resigned of this attitude? Name of single member of this "gang" who left the President's service after being subject to a humiliating tirade.  

None, Not one. 

So let the man do his worst; after all we know he's good at it. And get this straight that this country is a Bambino - run by a gang. 

Obama's win

Given all the facts that hes the very first African American to take the charge of the world now, but whats more amazing to me is that AlQaeda or Taliban or anyother terrorist organization didnt release any video or message. strange isnt it? Coz every single time when Bush administration was in hot waters those assholes were out there to virtually help them out. 

Osama endorsed Obama? Looks like that. 

Goddamit

Vice Presidential debate analysis:

Message to Joe Biden:  Please learn the difference between Pakistan and Iran.  Pakistan has nuclear weapons. Iran does not.  Iran could hit Israel if it had nukes.  Pakistan?  When the fuck did Pakistan ever threaten to nuke Israel?

Biden again: Afghanistan is out of the news because it's a success.  Jesus fucking Christ.  Yeah.  Karzai can barely control Kabul without American support and a team of mercenaries.

Neither of them know fuck all about Pakistan or Afghanistan.

America cannot - CANNOT - achieve energy independence.  Sorry.

Energy independence = fuck the Arabs.

Biden: Osama bin Laden is in Pakistan.  Oh really? So we know where he is, which is why the U.S. has let him roam free and hasn't blown his ass to Kingdom Come?  Jesus FUCKING Christ.

Pakistan has a big fuckin' bullseye painted on it.  No doubt.

calm the fuck down!

 So the fucking Pakistani media is burning up. Guests blabbing. graphics grahically depicting graphic things, banners flying. Its crisis time in Pakistan, full scale red alert, flshing fucking code red. More US military strikes? Another hotel explosion?

Think again. The number one news story in Pakitan is that the President of 'Islamic Republic of Pakistan' - during Ramadan, no less - told a good looking woman that she's gorgeous, which she is - and when asked if he'd hake her hand again for the press assembled for a photo up at the UNGA said he'd be willing to hug her instead. And that he understands why America has fallen in love with Sarah Palin. 

Jesus F Christ. 

Meanwhile, the AP reports that suicide attacks have killed 1200 people in Pakistan since July 2007, most civilians and that fighting between Pakistani troops and insurgents in the tribal areas has caused 20,000 Pakistanis to flee into Afghanistan, for fuck's sake. How fuckedup is our country when people think its safer to live in Afghanistan? 

Meanwhile, 'Gorgeous-gate' or 'Hug-gate' or whatever the fuck you want to call it dominates the news in Pakistan.  Zardari's exchange of small take overtakes the blood shed by Pakistanis. And the Pakistani media plays right into the 'scandal'. 

By the way, he said that infront of many media cameras and didnt took her to bed. Just calm the fuck down. Its normal to compliment someone like that. 

East meets West

Its been a long since i posted something. Theres alot happening these days and will comment on that, but for the time being, enjoy this. And by the way, what happened to America's sense of humor?

general surrenders

Thats what the Pakistani generals have always done. Surrender! But this time its different.  The readers who screw around alot must have heard the expression Pull and Pray. Thats when you are being careless and dont use the condoms. You pull before you ejaculate but later have to pray hard. 

The coalition government did almost the same, but luckily the people's prayers are heard. 

Call it prayers coz generally the generals dont leave their thrones as Mushy had to. Think of 17th of August 1988 when Zia was blown in air. Its 18th of August 2008 when Saudi intelligence chief Muqrin bin Abdul Aziz intervened once again and got Mushy a less shameful exit. 

This time the US wasnt as involved as Saudis. Pakistanis should burn Saudi flags too to keep those bastards out of their business.