Thursday, September 27, 2007

Monks take the lead

You mullah, you should be really ashamed of yourselves. Look at this, even the cutest and most innocent people on the face of the earth, the Monks have decided to stoodup against the goddamn generals.
We are not even close to Burma coz of you bitches. They may have reached the tipping point, but what is worrying about the situation in Pakistan is that no matter how one decides to resolve the crises it faces, the country gets propelled down the road of self-destruction. And the reason besides the Army are you people. You cant afford to resign, and even if you do, well then you have been assigned to do so, you bitches.
The resignations are not enough to pose a legal or numerical problem for the general's re-election - and will in fact make it easier for him to demonstrate a clearer margin of parliamentary support.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Another name in the list...

Jeez, heres another name in the list of motherfuckers and son of a bitch, Ahmed Raza Kasuri. People knew this fact, but Kasuri proved himself again and gained his name in the top 5.
The country witnessed this motherfucker on the public television losing his mind and shit. Just watch this, when the audience shouted 'shame shame..' and the way this ignorant fucker reacted. What a shame, someone should actually have killed him .
But, at the same time, the country is blessed with people like Khurshid Ahmad Khan. They all just need the chance to prove themselves. Khan, am telling ya, deserved a man of the year award right after he sprayed the face of government counsel Kasuri black.
"I consider it to be one of the greatest achievements of my life, which, I hope, will earn me paradise," he says. And hell yeah.. you will be bestowed.

- More Later

Friday, September 21, 2007

and more videos

Man, them al Qaedas are lovin' them some Pakistan, boy. Yeah yeah, so the Pakistani 'army' is on the hunt and has turned some big guys over to the US, along with a whole bunch of innocent fellow Pakistanis for boatloads of cash, but overall them al Qaeda guys have found a happy home inside the borders of America's greatest 'ally' in the Great War On Terror.
Now, they have threatened Pakistan directly. West thinks its the safe heaven. Whatever!!
And what happened to all the money the West has sent Pakistan to fight these terror guys? All of it has gone to line the pockets of the generals and brigadiers, who now sit fat and happy in Pakistan. This was the money spent to keep the democracy away and now 're-select' Musharraf.
There werent any several attempts to assuage the extremists have been initiated, or if any these efforts have done little to prevent the 'Arabisation' of the country or diminish continued support for al-Qaida leader, bin Laden. Infact, this has increased the threat these groups pose to Western countries in general and the United States and Pakistan in particular.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Osama's tape

Looks like he got sick of calling Bush as the only enemy and declaring war on US so now Osama has declared war on Pakistan. eh sorry, its the holy -war, what he said. Osama has lowered his standards further and now wants to fight Musharraf.
Well technically, Bush and Musharraf should also issue tapes on Fox and PTV respectively. Coz thats the name of the game, so far. This nexus of Evil has been enjoying all this on tax-payers money from US and Pakistan.
They all sound the same. By the way, i am inspired by this from The Rude.
Let's get this clear up front: Osama bin Laden ain't a threat to you or me. He wasn't much to begin with - he got lucky a couple of times, like lightning does - and he will never be again. He is a bullshit pissant with good PR, an ersatz pedant who knows how to manipulate brains fucked up by decades of poverty, war, and religious fanaticism.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

doffing skin now?

This is so goddamn funny, really. Its like some one trying to take his own dick up his ass. And in this attempt, he, the general, tells you that theres isnt a specific 'timeframe' when this could actually happen.
So, the news is that there is no mention of a specific timeframe for General Pervez Musharraf to take off his uniform in the extension order he issued for himself. The order says he would continue serving as COAS till the new chief of army staff is appointed.
This fact was verified by the Attorney-General Qayyum, (who's actually helping Musharraf do this shitty thing).
"He is likely to submit such statement before the Supreme Court soon that there was no specific date for him to doff the uniform as per his appointment order, albeit he had committed to hang it up if re-elected," says this helper.
And by the way, he, the general, once said the uniform is his skin and he wont remove it.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

gangs



Badshah asal mey apna hai koi aur zafar
Aur ye sari reaya bhi kisi aur ki hai... ...

Monday, September 17, 2007

what we want

This is so fucked up that it took me a couple of days to move my ass and actually write something, even when I knew that its gonna happen.
And not only me, every one around the world connected with this Banana Republic knew that they have been sold once again.
The rule of unelected dictator has added some more shit into already messed situation. The nation has no hopes, no wishes anymore coz of this evil bastard.
Normally, people actually wish for things like this:
we want a democratic government.
we want fair and free elections.
we want …….
But since the army is the part of the very much problem down there.
So, people pray something like that:
we don’t want army rule
we don’t want Musharraf
we don’t want Bush’s bitch
we don’t want deals…
we don’t want Arab rulers to interfere
we don't want ….

Friday, September 14, 2007

ad: say somethin'



Find out if its a real or a fake - photoshoped advertisement. But even if its not real, lament the decline of the country.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

whos your daddy

Hey guys, would you call bitch-slapping as 'talks'? Could there be any 'talks' between a whore and a pimp or a servant and a master? Guess not. So, what possible talks there could be then.
Talking of masters, sometimes i wonder who our real master is, whos the daddy of this banana republic. America sends money, so they call the shots. But hang on - the Saudis build madrassas and give sanctuary to ousted former leaders, even going so far as to sit down with Pakistani "leadership" to negotiate the terms of when that "leader" can and cannot return. Britain's got a say. So do India, Iran, China... damn, that's a lot of countries.
And he, the musharraf, has been supported through out by these bosses. So, the question is that who runs Pakistan? Possible answer is that everyone but Pakistan itself.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

policies: mush vs Pak

"We have no Pakistan policy; we have a Musharraf policy. That's a bad policy. The policy should be based on a long-term relationship with Pakistan…" confessed Sen. Joe Biden, chair of the U.S. Senate Foreign Relations Committee recently.
And know what, many educated Pakistanis resent Bush's Musharraf policy, i.e., its unquestioned support to Musharraf without little or no regard to the people's democratic aspirations.
These people are also angry that Bush administration was silent on Nawaz's deportation. And this is the same class of people whom the administration intends to court to fight extremism.
US think tank observes that Washington expects Musharraf to lead the charge on extremism and terrorism, which, on his watch, have peaked to unprecedented levels. The negative fallout, for the U.S., of growing extremism in Pakistan is evident in the rising anti-American sentiment that is shared by 90% of its citizens.
Terrorists have never been stronger. Yet the Bush administration continues to regard Musharraf as an anchor of stability in the region.
A conservative thinker Chris Patten argues that "Afghanistan will never be stable unless Pakistan's military government is replaced with a democracy."

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

who wanted to return anyway

He came, he saw and he ran away..



he came with his followers
he knew the nation would face his foe
he wanted his throne, he wanted his glory
he knew someone else could go
he called the bluff, couldnt take the challenge
........
they thought they'd sealed his doom
And they were right
he lost, he ran away again

Yesterday, Musharraf refused to allow former PM Nawaz Sharif to enter the country. And thats what Nawaz wanted too, anyway.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Literal brokers

Saudi intelligence chief Prince Muqrin bin Abdul-Aziz says “Sharif should honor an exile agreement, and scrap his plans to return to Pakistan.”
You royal motherfucker – the literal broker of the goddamn deal, why the hell are you so pissed?




Jeez, at some point, the country has decide about these pimps and why they have an influence over Pakistan?
From Osama bin Laden to Talibaan chief Mullah Omar to chief suspect in Daniel Pearl’s murder, Omar Saeed are all followers of Mohammed Abdul Al Wahab, the eighteenth century fundamentalist Mullah in Saudi Arabia. And these Wahabi followers were responsible for 9/11, the Arabs.
With the soviet invasion of Afghanistan, the Saudis involved themselves in a, first war of the twentieth century against the infidel. To this, they were encouraged by the USA and the military hardware was paid by them.
And these Saudi manipulated and exploited the religious sentiments thru the mosques and madarssas built by them all over the world.
At some points you gotta decide about these pimps, for once and for all.

death of a culture

Theres a group out there who believes in our oldest and richest culture and is still proud of it. Unfortunately, the culture we had is dying.
The following article was published in The Friday Times by Khalid Ahmed, Two competing waves over Pakistan, explains alot. Thanks to Raza Rumi too.

Friday, September 7, 2007

MBT laugh



Hm, what made him giggle. Looks like he's looking at the barrel of an MBT - 2000 and thinking of taking it up his ass.
After more than 270 people were killed in attacks since July. He's fucking laughing. Whats so funny? After killing thousands of innocent people, selling most of them for Dollars and when hundreds are still missing on his orders.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

a day in the history

Sep 6, 1965 - India attacked Pakistan.
Since then Pakistan Army, the so - called professional, has invaded and conquered its own country, killed and murdered its own people.
Every year, they show the army equipments to the public, actually giving a message to them that this is what will be used on you.

Courtesy: Zahoor - Daily Times

slim chances?

Its an insult to a bitch calling you a bitch, you fucking bitch. You have been sucking up to the generals and ruled with them for the last eight years, and there weren’t even eight minutes that anyone could hear you saying something in clear words.
Its has always been like listening to someone who has a 10 inch long dick in mouth. (ugh ya blah brrr ghh fkerur hvnvs) ya something like that.
And in these pissy voices, you shameless bastard, so-called leader of the Army owned party, blabbed that theres a lot of difference between the Marshal Law and the Emergency.
You prick, sodomization and anal penetration has a lot of difference. Ya, you know better coz you had that thing inside you all the time. You know better coz you have been enjoying it all the time.
Hell, the chances are slim, you cock sucker.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

rudeness

I believe, rudeness is rudeness. period. especially, if there is just this one common thing - called fuckedup - between the two countries. It gets a bigger picture and then inspiration.
hats off to the rude people.



Look at these assholes, i mean.. goddamnit!

moron questioned

Consider this. You are in a dark room, all drunk and ready to enjoy a great fuck. Say, you got a whore with all the money your dad earned. Its going to be your second shot. You tear her clothes, threw her on the bed, force her to open legs wide open. You want to justify the money you spent.
You push your head back down unto the pillow, move your hand down her thighs. You are about to get to that extend where you will forget everything, everything in your mind will be mixed.
You will push yourself in now, and you will come hardest. the greatest fuck of your life, you think.. and then…
And then, all of a sudden, your dad walks into the room, turns on the lights .. and you…
you are in a compromising position, feeling just like this moron

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

dealing with deals

So, whats going on is Deal? What are the people involved in Deals are called, Dealers? What do they deal, ofcourse a commodity. What are the people involved in the process of deals are called, pimps? What kind of a reputation does a dealer obtains – shitty?
Logically, this all means that a ‘Deal’ is in progress between a couple of shitty dealers, with the help of few pimps and the commodity is the power as well as the control of the country.

Monday, September 3, 2007

more whoring again

It's sort of like if you're a manwhore who's been sucking cock all night in the bathroom of a bar. You're covered in spunk, lips chapped, belly full, it's about 5 a.m., and, fuck, manwhores've gotta sleep, too.
And in comes more boys lookin' for some leather-lovin'. They want you to blow them, say they've got sick cash for you. You tell them to let you think about it, maybe call a manwhore buddy, but, really, and, c'mon, you're gonna be taking the chowder.
You're a manwhore. What the fuck else are you gonna do? All of a sudden say that three more cocks are too many?
C'mere, boys, let's get suckin'. And you, sucker, now have to give more blowjobs to survive .... and, hey, here are more whores.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

wastage

sometimes i think that these power-hungers are taking up too much space, oxygen, food and water. - let alone what they took from the country and from its people.
sometimes i think that all of these nature's resources they waste could be given to someone who really wants to live. - let alone what they have been wasting while posing themselves as the politicians.

goddamn it. shit, man.