Tuesday, October 9, 2007

whores’ Ordinance

The whores have decided that it’s the right time to have an Ordinance. Yes, the whores had themselves a big agreement. Doesnt matter if its an act that could be most offensive to the democracy and the people. You are dealing with whores here.
They basically started from three points and ended up at this one: that all the whores who didn’t pay service to the customers against the money they took will be forbidden. 'They could have the money, all the money.'
The Ordinance points out that whores wont limit the size of foreign objects that could be shoved into their twats and assholes. 'There should be any standards.' As for the enforcement of their new rules, some of the whores proposed that they will provide all the bodyguards and security to their colleagues.
Some are bitching that other regulations should also be passed, but the chief whore is happy enough on the small step taken.