insane clown posse

Look at the happy couple.

It looks like Bush has found a new BFF. Will Mush be jealous?

Following an Oval Office meeting with Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani, Bush called Pakistan "a strong ally and a vibrant democracy" - despite the fact that America backed an unpopular dictator until about 5 minutes ago, but then again Musharraf should be used to getting boned hard and dumped by now.

And then Gilani, who's here trawling for sweet, sweet cash and doesn't want to upset his high roller john, suggested that if a missile strike on Monday had been orchestrated by the U.S., that would be a violation of Pakistan's sovereignty. Well no fucking kidding. Better get used to it bitches.
Meanwhile Barack "Bombs Away" Obama is supposed to meet with Gilani on Tuesday. Maybe to tell him we're going to bomb the fuck out of your country but don't take it personally. We do this out of love. But you can always Hope for Change! Yes We Can!

And be sure to tune in to No Quarter Radio on Friday nights at 10 p.m. ET/7 p.m. PT for more Pakisani rudeness.

look at this

What the hell is he doing.

Ok, he's a christian, his name sounds muslim and now he's out there kissing the wailing wall with a yarmulke on his head and on top of it a rabbi standing right beside him.

i mean, he's fucking confused all the way. don't you think? It's too much!

He must be saying. God, if you are there, and if you aren't muslim, or christian, and finally Jew, please get me to White House. I know i just started in 2004 but i managed myself to get myself here, so please, that's what i want on my CV. The first Black guy who got into the White house.

times up

If Pakistan were a woman, she'd be a ballbuster. Isn't the conventional wisdom that women usually want a man to stick around after a night of getting fucked hard and listening to stories about how this moment is the real thing? But not Pakistan.

Musharraf has fucked the country hard for the past nine years, and now Pakistan is kicking him out of bed, throwing his pants at him, telling him to get the fuck out and don't call us. Oh, Mushy, you thought you could stay a while longer? You thought you could exit with dignity? Just be grateful you're getting out with your balls intact and while you're still breathing you bastard. And don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Saudi sickness

Fucking Saudis, that's one of the most galling aspects of this food thing. That's being brought on by rising fuel prices among other reasons all the wrong people end up with the money, like the saudis who spend part of it building madrassahs and fucking up countries around the world.

fans like these

Miss Pakistan World, Mahleej Sarkari was at the 4th largest International beauty pageant in the world. Born in Karachi, but originally from Balochistan, Sarkari currently resides in Toronto where she studied business and now owns her own spa business.

A huge fan of Musharraf, Mahleej echoed that her main aim was to get President Musharraf well known among all the other beauty queens.

whatever...

hung up their sheet

There's an organization of racists in the US called the Ku Klux Klan. (And theres still one in Pakistan called the MQM). They used to be pretty powerful. (they still are). They were a bunch of Master Race wannabes with half-wit leaders who wore silly outfits made of sheets and claimed white people were in danger of extinction at the hands of blacks, Jews and Catholics. (So are they - read it PPP, PML-N and ANP). They not only infiltrated the law, for decades they WERE the law, particularly in the South, where they entertained themselves by lynching black people and burning shit. (They still do). When an old racist and bigot dies or "retires" in the US, they're said to have "hung up their sheet". (But this asshole hasnt died or resigned).
The klan was broken through a combined effort of an aggressive, critical press; the civil rights movement, and intervention by the FBI and the federal government (while the MQM thrives with the support of the agencies and is given legitimacy by the so-called Pakistani "media", despite efforts by the lawyers movement.)

let the beatings begin

Oh yes, It’s a pay back time you jerks. People had enough of your fuckups. Whatever they are doing now, is just democracy, the Pakistani style. And lets be clear here, as mentioned before this is all because of the goddamn president of ours. The pussy, the punk living not in the president house but the army chief’s residence.
These shoe slapping to his cronies are just signals. Soon, Mush himself is going to be everyones favorite bitch and hes gona cry just before getting fucked. And by the fucking way, the lawyers cant do what the agencies can.