calm the fuck down!

 So the fucking Pakistani media is burning up. Guests blabbing. graphics grahically depicting graphic things, banners flying. Its crisis time in Pakistan, full scale red alert, flshing fucking code red. More US military strikes? Another hotel explosion?

Think again. The number one news story in Pakitan is that the President of 'Islamic Republic of Pakistan' - during Ramadan, no less - told a good looking woman that she's gorgeous, which she is - and when asked if he'd hake her hand again for the press assembled for a photo up at the UNGA said he'd be willing to hug her instead. And that he understands why America has fallen in love with Sarah Palin. 

Jesus F Christ. 

Meanwhile, the AP reports that suicide attacks have killed 1200 people in Pakistan since July 2007, most civilians and that fighting between Pakistani troops and insurgents in the tribal areas has caused 20,000 Pakistanis to flee into Afghanistan, for fuck's sake. How fuckedup is our country when people think its safer to live in Afghanistan? 

Meanwhile, 'Gorgeous-gate' or 'Hug-gate' or whatever the fuck you want to call it dominates the news in Pakistan.  Zardari's exchange of small take overtakes the blood shed by Pakistanis. And the Pakistani media plays right into the 'scandal'. 

By the way, he said that infront of many media cameras and didnt took her to bed. Just calm the fuck down. Its normal to compliment someone like that. 

general surrenders

Thats what the Pakistani generals have always done. Surrender! But this time its different.  The readers who screw around alot must have heard the expression Pull and Pray. Thats when you are being careless and dont use the condoms. You pull before you ejaculate but later have to pray hard. 

The coalition government did almost the same, but luckily the people's prayers are heard. 

Call it prayers coz generally the generals dont leave their thrones as Mushy had to. Think of 17th of August 1988 when Zia was blown in air. Its 18th of August 2008 when Saudi intelligence chief Muqrin bin Abdul Aziz intervened once again and got Mushy a less shameful exit. 

This time the US wasnt as involved as Saudis. Pakistanis should burn Saudi flags too to keep those bastards out of their business. 

insane clown posse

Look at the happy couple.

It looks like Bush has found a new BFF. Will Mush be jealous?

Following an Oval Office meeting with Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani, Bush called Pakistan "a strong ally and a vibrant democracy" - despite the fact that America backed an unpopular dictator until about 5 minutes ago, but then again Musharraf should be used to getting boned hard and dumped by now.

And then Gilani, who's here trawling for sweet, sweet cash and doesn't want to upset his high roller john, suggested that if a missile strike on Monday had been orchestrated by the U.S., that would be a violation of Pakistan's sovereignty. Well no fucking kidding. Better get used to it bitches.
Meanwhile Barack "Bombs Away" Obama is supposed to meet with Gilani on Tuesday. Maybe to tell him we're going to bomb the fuck out of your country but don't take it personally. We do this out of love. But you can always Hope for Change! Yes We Can!

And be sure to tune in to No Quarter Radio on Friday nights at 10 p.m. ET/7 p.m. PT for more Pakisani rudeness.

look at this

What the hell is he doing.

Ok, he's a christian, his name sounds muslim and now he's out there kissing the wailing wall with a yarmulke on his head and on top of it a rabbi standing right beside him.

i mean, he's fucking confused all the way. don't you think? It's too much!

He must be saying. God, if you are there, and if you aren't muslim, or christian, and finally Jew, please get me to White House. I know i just started in 2004 but i managed myself to get myself here, so please, that's what i want on my CV. The first Black guy who got into the White house.

times up

If Pakistan were a woman, she'd be a ballbuster. Isn't the conventional wisdom that women usually want a man to stick around after a night of getting fucked hard and listening to stories about how this moment is the real thing? But not Pakistan.

Musharraf has fucked the country hard for the past nine years, and now Pakistan is kicking him out of bed, throwing his pants at him, telling him to get the fuck out and don't call us. Oh, Mushy, you thought you could stay a while longer? You thought you could exit with dignity? Just be grateful you're getting out with your balls intact and while you're still breathing you bastard. And don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Saudi sickness

Fucking Saudis, that's one of the most galling aspects of this food thing. That's being brought on by rising fuel prices among other reasons all the wrong people end up with the money, like the saudis who spend part of it building madrassahs and fucking up countries around the world.

fans like these

Miss Pakistan World, Mahleej Sarkari was at the 4th largest International beauty pageant in the world. Born in Karachi, but originally from Balochistan, Sarkari currently resides in Toronto where she studied business and now owns her own spa business.

A huge fan of Musharraf, Mahleej echoed that her main aim was to get President Musharraf well known among all the other beauty queens.

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