Nail 'em up!!

wrong!

2009-04-05T09:29:00.000-07:00

this is what is wrong with the US and then the rest of the world.

Curse of the Bambino

2009-03-03T19:53:00.000-08:00

Have you ever called your maid a witch, your friend a moron, your teacher a nutbag? If you did, this is what would happen - the witch wouldnt come to work the next day, your friend would tell you to fuck off and your teacher would expel your disrespectful ass from the classroom.

So its kinda fascinating to me that we the people of Pakistan are so disturbed that our goddamn president is so abusive to his ministers and advisors and that not one of the "victims" has made a peep of protest.

Why worry for the dignity of a few who never stood up for yours? they brought the corruption and poverty level to its current peak.

Be happy that there is someone, no matter how much of a crook and shakedown artist, is actually giving his craven staff some shit back. So what if he lashed out at "senior ministers", calling one a witch and another impotent? What if he has told "other members" to shut up or mocked their personal foibles, divorces and affairs?

Some say his behavior is putting off those who work around him to the point that they actively try to avoid running into him. Are you fucking kidding? If the abuse is so bad and the humiliation so unbearable at the hands of this monster boss, who has resigned of this attitude? Name of single member of this "gang" who left the President's service after being subject to a humiliating tirade.

None, Not one.

So let the man do his worst; after all we know he's good at it. And get this straight that this country is a Bambino - run by a gang.

Obama's win

2008-11-08T17:35:00.000-08:00

Given all the facts that hes the very first African American to take the charge of the world now, but whats more amazing to me is that AlQaeda or Taliban or anyother terrorist organization didnt release any video or message. strange isnt it? Coz every single time when Bush administration was in hot waters those assholes were out there to virtually help them out.

Osama endorsed Obama? Looks like that.

calm the fuck down!

2008-09-29T18:07:00.000-07:00

So the fucking Pakistani media is burning up. Guests blabbing. graphics grahically depicting graphic things, banners flying. Its crisis time in Pakistan, full scale red alert, flshing fucking code red. More US military strikes? Another hotel explosion?

Think again. The number one news story in Pakitan is that the President of 'Islamic Republic of Pakistan' - during Ramadan, no less - told a good looking woman that she's gorgeous, which she is - and when asked if he'd hake her hand again for the press assembled for a photo up at the UNGA said he'd be willing to hug her instead. And that he understands why America has fallen in love with Sarah Palin.

Jesus F Christ.

Meanwhile, the AP reports that suicide attacks have killed 1200 people in Pakistan since July 2007, most civilians and that fighting between Pakistani troops and insurgents in the tribal areas has caused 20,000 Pakistanis to flee into Afghanistan, for fuck's sake. How fuckedup is our country when people think its safer to live in Afghanistan?

Meanwhile, 'Gorgeous-gate' or 'Hug-gate' or whatever the fuck you want to call it dominates the news in Pakistan. Zardari's exchange of small take overtakes the blood shed by Pakistanis. And the Pakistani media plays right into the 'scandal'.

By the way, he said that infront of many media cameras and didnt took her to bed. Just calm the fuck down. Its normal to compliment someone like that.

general surrenders

2008-08-18T12:33:00.000-07:00

Thats what the Pakistani generals have always done. Surrender! But this time its different. The readers who screw around alot must have heard the expression Pull and Pray. Thats when you are being careless and dont use the condoms. You pull before you ejaculate but later have to pray hard.

The coalition government did almost the same, but luckily the people's prayers are heard.

Call it prayers coz generally the generals dont leave their thrones as Mushy had to. Think of 17th of August 1988 when Zia was blown in air. Its 18th of August 2008 when Saudi intelligence chief Muqrin bin Abdul Aziz intervened once again and got Mushy a less shameful exit.

This time the US wasnt as involved as Saudis. Pakistanis should burn Saudi flags too to keep those bastards out of their business.

insane clown posse

2008-07-28T18:28:00.000-07:00

Look at the happy couple.

It looks like Bush has found a new BFF. Will Mush be jealous?

Following an Oval Office meeting with Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani, Bush called Pakistan "a strong ally and a vibrant democracy" - despite the fact that America backed an unpopular dictator until about 5 minutes ago, but then again Musharraf should be used to getting boned hard and dumped by now.

And then Gilani, who's here trawling for sweet, sweet cash and doesn't want to upset his high roller john, suggested that if a missile strike on Monday had been orchestrated by the U.S., that would be a violation of Pakistan's sovereignty. Well no fucking kidding. Better get used to it bitches.
Meanwhile Barack "Bombs Away" Obama is supposed to meet with Gilani on Tuesday. Maybe to tell him we're going to bomb the fuck out of your country but don't take it personally. We do this out of love. But you can always Hope for Change! Yes We Can!

And be sure to tune in to No Quarter Radio on Friday nights at 10 p.m. ET/7 p.m. PT for more Pakisani rudeness.

look at this

2008-07-25T20:49:00.001-07:00

What the hell is he doing.

Ok, he's a christian, his name sounds muslim and now he's out there kissing the wailing wall with a yarmulke on his head and on top of it a rabbi standing right beside him.

i mean, he's fucking confused all the way. don't you think? It's too much!

He must be saying. God, if you are there, and if you aren't muslim, or christian, and finally Jew, please get me to White House. I know i just started in 2004 but i managed myself to get myself here, so please, that's what i want on my CV. The first Black guy who got into the White house.

times up

2008-05-21T12:37:00.000-07:00

If Pakistan were a woman, she'd be a ballbuster. Isn't the conventional wisdom that women usually want a man to stick around after a night of getting fucked hard and listening to stories about how this moment is the real thing? But not Pakistan.

Musharraf has fucked the country hard for the past nine years, and now Pakistan is kicking him out of bed, throwing his pants at him, telling him to get the fuck out and don't call us. Oh, Mushy, you thought you could stay a while longer? You thought you could exit with dignity? Just be grateful you're getting out with your balls intact and while you're still breathing you bastard. And don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Saudi sickness

2008-04-28T07:58:00.000-07:00

Fucking Saudis, that's one of the most galling aspects of this food thing. That's being brought on by rising fuel prices among other reasons all the wrong people end up with the money, like the saudis who spend part of it building madrassahs and fucking up countries around the world.

fans like these

2008-04-16T07:07:00.001-07:00

Miss Pakistan World, Mahleej Sarkari was at the 4th largest International beauty pageant in the world. Born in Karachi, but originally from Balochistan, Sarkari currently resides in Toronto where she studied business and now owns her own spa business.

A huge fan of Musharraf, Mahleej echoed that her main aim was to get President Musharraf well known among all the other beauty queens.

whatever...

hung up their sheet

2008-04-11T09:51:00.000-07:00

There's an organization of racists in the US called the Ku Klux Klan. (And theres still one in Pakistan called the MQM). They used to be pretty powerful. (they still are). They were a bunch of Master Race wannabes with half-wit leaders who wore silly outfits made of sheets and claimed white people were in danger of extinction at the hands of blacks, Jews and Catholics. (So are they - read it PPP, PML-N and ANP). They not only infiltrated the law, for decades they WERE the law, particularly in the South, where they entertained themselves by lynching black people and burning shit. (They still do). When an old racist and bigot dies or "retires" in the US, they're said to have "hung up their sheet". (But this asshole hasnt died or resigned).
The klan was broken through a combined effort of an aggressive, critical press; the civil rights movement, and intervention by the FBI and the federal government (while the MQM thrives with the support of the agencies and is given legitimacy by the so-called Pakistani "media", despite efforts by the lawyers movement.)

let the beatings begin

2008-04-08T13:47:00.000-07:00

Oh yes, It’s a pay back time you jerks. People had enough of your fuckups. Whatever they are doing now, is just democracy, the Pakistani style. And lets be clear here, as mentioned before this is all because of the goddamn president of ours. The pussy, the punk living not in the president house but the army chief’s residence.
These shoe slapping to his cronies are just signals. Soon, Mush himself is going to be everyones favorite bitch and hes gona cry just before getting fucked. And by the fucking way, the lawyers cant do what the agencies can.

show them

2008-04-01T14:07:00.000-07:00

Ya, the flyers and show the "leader of the world" and the rest, that Pakistan actually is:

Federal Information Minister, Sherry Rehman meeting her predecessor.

Newly elected Chief Minister of the NWFP shaking hand with the member of the provincial assembly.

big pimpin' pak style

2008-03-26T12:38:00.001-07:00

We have Richard Boucher and John Negroponte, the high rollers who have always gotten the best whores the brothel has to offer by throwing sweet, sweet dollars around for years, having to go hat in hand to the new Big Pimps in the house only to find that they have to get in line like all the other skanky johns who come off the street.

But their trip wasn't a complete waste. They got a chance to visit "President" Musharraf, the sad old whore no one wants to fuck any more but who's kept around because no one's gotten around to putting her shit in the street yet (but don't worry, it'll happen soon enough).

fate and free will

2008-03-26T09:17:00.000-07:00

And now, the picture explains alot. But just a couple of months ago, he was feeling so fuckin' good that he thought hes the king of the motherfuckin' world, and everyone around him was wrong because he just felt so got-damn right.

And because of his cronies he thought hes so fuckin' hot that his cock was three inches bigger than it was. For that reason he had been picking fights with the weakest pussies just so that he could kick some ass and feel so fuckin' good about himself. .

monkeys on top

2008-03-24T13:09:00.000-07:00

Remember the joke: An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys - All on different levels, some climbing up, some hanging from the bottom branches.

The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

But its a different when it comes to Parliament in Pakistan.

These monkeys on the top are, assholes themselves, looking up and can see a House full of smiling faces.

a wise decision

2008-03-23T14:30:00.000-07:00

In the given scenario, this is by large a wise decision taken by the PPP to nominate the party VC, Yousaf Raza Gillani as the leader of the house.

The most interesting part is that he will be sworn in as the PM by the very man who presided over his persecution.

There have been alot of discussion on this. Some favored Amin Faheem and some others, criticizing Part co-chair Zardari. It sure has been one of the good decisions taken by the party. Its a fact that Gillani, since hes from the Punjab-Sindh border, will take care of the political issues between the two provinces.

It was believed that the senior leader of the party Amin Fahim was weighing his wings to lead a dissenting group within the party with the support of Pervez Musharraf if he was not elected the Prime Minister.

But its a myth that Amin FAheem has any political or personal influnce on any politician. No ones cares about him in Sindh and outside his hometown. He has been a establishment's blue eyed boy, and no one gives a shit about him within the party and outside the party. So, even he wants to he could go and give it a damn try.

kick one ass

2008-03-20T10:43:00.000-07:00

Musharraf has been using the constitution documents to wipe his ass, telling others “that’s where the legal papers go.” And the new parliament leaders are making it sure this time that he gets all the “papers” up his holes now. Yes, the boys are ready to kick some asses here. Or should we say kick just once big fat ass.

Hell, the man couldn't even rig an election properly. He's definitely off his game. But, reading the comments of American administration officials about Pakistan these days is like trying to make sense of the rantings of a schizoid loonie, or maybe a small child who still believes that fairies exist.

The truth is that the Bushes and Rices of the world prefer to throw good money after bad if there's only one thief and liar acting as a conduit. With so many new players in the game, who can US officials trust to tell them those sweet post-9/11 lies as prettily as Musharraf?

Zardari talked a good game on CNN's opinion pages recently, taking particular umbrage at the thought of international assistance being "diverted" towards "making Pakistan's affluent few richer". Insert your own joke here.

parliament convenes

2008-03-17T12:48:00.000-07:00

"I am Musharraf and you are shit" thats what the ex-general used to scream on the top of his lungs a month ago.

Now the new members of the parliament have promised to challenge the US -backed president, Pervez Musharraf, by slashing his powers and reviewing his counterterrorism policies.

- more later

no we can't

2008-03-02T13:54:00.000-08:00

It's time that we stripped away all the screaming and fainting and other insanity and took a look at what The Word Made Flesh means by his campaign slogan "Yes We Can".

Looks like what he's trying to say is "Yes We Can Continue the Insanity of George Bush and Invade Countries That Haven't Attacked the U.S."

It is time to turn the page. When I am President, we will wage the war that has to be won, with a comprehensive strategy with five elements: getting out of Iraq and on to the right battlefield in Afghanistan and Pakistan; developing the capabilities and partnerships we need to take out the terrorists and the world's most deadly weapons; engaging the world to dry up support for terror and extremism; restoring our values; and securing a more resilient homeland.

The first step must be getting off the wrong battlefield in Iraq, and taking the fight to the terrorists in Afghanistan and Pakistan.

It's funny. Bush used almost the exact same justification to invade Iraq. But hey, Obama "opposed" that fiasco. So why not launch a fiasco of his own?

Liar liar....

2008-02-25T14:56:00.000-08:00

Our goddamn president says, "I don't think relationships between nations are tied to individuals. There are mutual, national interests that lead to personal relationships. It's not the other way around. It's the mutual interests in the region, especially the fight against terrorism, that has led to our strategic relationship. Now it is broad-based, and long term. So it's an issue-based relationship, which has led to a personal relationship with President [Bush], and I cherish the relationship."

Who are you trying to fool here, you idiot. You cherish the 'sole' relationship not the countrymen. And you still are raping this country coz thier bitch has been running around like a chicken with her head cut off, to save your ass.

Go Musharraf Go

2008-02-24T13:03:00.000-08:00

Musharraf's former enablers are hustling him to the exits faster than a john throws an old whore out by the scruff of the neck after he's through being serviced. See if you can spot the talking point:

Senator Joe Biden, "election observer": "I firmly believe if they do not focus on old grudges — and there's plenty in Pakistan — and give him a graceful way to move," then it could happen.

Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison: "If there could be a graceful exit or a way that the parliament and the majority could work its will," that would be a proper transition.

Senator Chuck Hagel, "election" observer: The Pakistani president "wants a graceful way out of this. And I think that's what you'll see. Then it will be up to the coalition government to take on some of these tough challenges."

When your sugar daddy decides you're too worn out and used up to sustain his continued bankrolling of your extravagant lifestyle, you don 't argue - you hit the exits.

no country for old dictators

2008-02-20T14:44:00.000-08:00

Read it old dick-tators, coz all of them are. And when we talk about dicks, must not forget about the American one. A total dick head. Bush and Musharraf have something common. They're both hated by not only their people but also people around the world.

These results must have Bush and his flunkies' panties in a bunch. Contrary to propaganda, the religious parties lost. The nuclear weapons are safe. Their personal bitch's party not only lost but got their asses whipped in their own constituencies.

Worse of all, the Pakistani people braved danger, violence, intimidation and corruption and cast their votes. And there's nothing undemocratic assholes like Bush and his party hate more than one man/woman, one vote.

kings men goneee

2008-02-19T16:08:00.000-08:00

All the King's men gone. Musharraf’s political allies, the PML-Q, got kick up their ass. What was that joke around:

Teil diyo cycle di chein nu
niklo Chodriyo tuhadi behen nu..

pro or anti Musharraf

2008-02-18T13:19:00.000-08:00

'What the fuck!', 'how the hell did this happen!' Thats what hes thinking, isnt it? His pants must be wet. A big 'fuck you, asshole!' from the people of Pakistan. These elecitons are a decision between pro-or anti-Musharraf.

A rude friend once wrote a case of a rape trial. Let's say there's this woman. She is a skanky bitch whore who likes to fuck men and then leave them cold, alone, and flaccid. She loves the cock. She’ll fuck everyone as long as she gets her fill of cock. Everyone who sees her knows she's heading for HIV or worse some day.
However, she gets checked, like clockwork, every few months, so she can go forth and fuck some more. But let's say that one night she's kidnapped and drugged and a train is run on her by about thirty guys who, when she's bleeding, begging, sore, and weeping, keep beating and fucking her. And, slut that she is, takes her tired, semen-stained, broken body to the hospital where she is helped to file charges against her assailants.
They are arrested, which is satisfying, but a couple of cock-free months later, she discovers that she has HIV. At the trial, the defense are chomping at the bit to talk about her sexual history; they wanna show that shes nothing more than a cock monger who finally fucked herself into oblivion.
The judge at the trial allows that evidence, and, when the prosecutors tell the judge that she has HIV from the rape, after all the years of fucking, the judge says, "What's the difference?"

In this case, yeah, Musharraf's Q-league is that bitch. One way or the other, they had to lose. The bastard knew it. But the credit goes to General Kiyani who made sure that these polls take place.

mother of all...

2008-02-14T13:23:00.000-08:00

Remember the year 1991, Saddam Hussein declaring the Gulf war as the "Mother of all Battles".

And after 17 years, Musharraf declared the upcoming elections as the "Mother of all elections". Which should give everyone the idea that there is going to be a rigging you could call as mother of all riggings.

He said he believed in true democracy. Well, fuck you very much then. Didnt you dismissed the troublesome judiciary, sent police to beat the lawyers who weren't happy about the country's "president" turning the courts into a whorehouse stocked with the owner/pimp's favorite hookers?

Oh yes, there'll be democracy in Pakistan on February 18th, if by "democracy" you mean jailing and killing your opponents and getting the thugs under your command to stuff ballot boxes and having your personal bitches "monitor" the polling places.

Sure, that's some mighty fine democracy. Just ask Hosni Mubarak. He'd agree. And by the way, call that "democarcy" as the "mother of all democracies." Bush would agree.

sadness prevails

2008-02-04T08:26:00.000-08:00

Here are some excerpts from the book as printed in The Sunday Times, which relate to Benazir's fateful return to Pakistan and the first attack on her procession..The much-anticipated book by Benazir Bhotto - Reconciliation: Islam, Democracy, and the West - is to be released soon.

dou teen tika deyn

2008-01-29T12:32:00.000-08:00

This is his finger that this guy took up his own ass, when Dawn News correspondent Ziauddin questioned the official version of Rashid Rauf's escape from prison. Its amazing what a little finger could do to a dictator, especially when its his own.

Listen to this audio from his speech and feel his pain, damnit!

"agar us ko do teen tika bhi dain to acha hai" (if you slap him around two or three times that would be good), he said while pulling his pants up and asking the audience to confront such unpatriotic elements , yes you can, and why not, wonder if his blood was on his finger. Hurtfull, isnt it?

So, his act of taking his finger up his ass, has been claimed a National Interest. Yes, let's keep the national interest first and the truth be damned!

How about slapping him around three or four times, slapping people who made Rashid Rauf disappear, how about slappiing people who suspended the Judges and the constitution, toppled the political government, imposed emergency, killed human rights activists and murdered political leaders?

friends like these?

2008-01-17T17:00:00.000-08:00

What a vicious bunch of motherfuckers. Looks like they have been banging eachother. Apparently Geroge Bush has wrapped his tour to the Middle East. After wasting in making 'deals' with people as stupid and ignorant as he himself. Its interesting that US presidents get nicer to the Arabs towards the end of their term, when they have less to lose at home by doing so.

all about oiliferation

2008-01-16T13:17:00.000-08:00

Isnt it for the oil, that this stupid leader of the world is dressed like a whore? What possible could he do with that oil? Lets think, and the only act from a person like Bush is: open his anus to the Saudi pump.

Man, oil apparently is some kind of drug that eliminates conscience, consistency, and coherence, and forces you to bend over. And, by the way, asking them to consider the prices is just like a hooker asking for a sweet and slow fuck and no beatings during that.

meet the fuckers

2008-01-16T08:21:00.001-08:00

World would be a peaceful place if these two arnt there. There will be no Al-Qaeda, Taliban, Mullah Umer, Gen Musharraf, Osama bin Ladin, if these two arnt there. There will be no war in Iraq or Iran and no influnce on any political government or support of military dictatorships, if these two arnt there.

One of them said, there ought to be a limit to Freedom, and the second one made sure of that. To keep the facts straight: 15 of the 19 hijackers were Saudi in 9/11 attacks, about four out of every five detainees in American detention centers are Sunni Arabs.

And a briefing in Aug 2002 to a top Pentagon advisory board described Saudi Arabia as an enemy of the United States, and recommended that US officials give it an ultimatum to stop backing terrorism or face seizure of its oil fields and its financial assets invested in the United States.

And Bush is sitting with Saudi dictator enjoying his tea and watching Horse race, while the whole world is burning in flames. They are the kernels of evil, the prime movers, the most dangerous fuckers on the face of the earth.

Narae Bhutto...

2007-12-30T10:59:00.000-08:00

It isn’t just that the U.S. can’t keep its mouth shut on the issue of Pakistan. It’s that every time any American with any influence opens his or her mouth, the memory of Benazir Bhutto is disgraced further, the Pakistan people insulted and infantilized by the views of so-called “leaders”.
Consider President Bush’s official statement on the murder:
"The United States strongly condemns this cowardly act by murderous extremists who are trying to undermine Pakistan's democracy."
Only the Bush administration would consider a regime that jails opposition leaders, justices opposed to the Musharraf regime and smothers the press under draconian restrictions as constituting “democracy”. Perhaps Bush eyes Musharraf with jealous eyes, wishing he had the power to do the same. The administration's tepid response to Musharraf's tyranny was a clear signal to the rogue dictator that they would regard the mere posturing and pretense of democracy that he was offering as a true representation of a legitimate democratic process -- as long as their dictator prevailed. The presidential candidates aren’t covering themselves in glory either.
What’s the response? If only those out of control Muslims appreciated what they had, we wouldn’t be in this mess.
Mitt Romey (R-Forget My Religion Has Been Vilified by My Fellow Americans): I think what's happened in Pakistan has made more clear in the mind of the American public and perhaps some of our Democratic colleagues as well that what we're dealing with in the global war on terror, this war against violent Jihadism, is not just an effort in Iraq or even extended to Afghanistan, but this is a worldwide effort on the part of violent Jihadists who have as the their intent the collapse of all nations, Islamic as well as Western."
Rudy Giuliani (R-I Was the Mayor of New York During 9/11): Her death is a reminder that terrorism anywhere — whether in New York, London, Tel-Aviv or Rawalpindi — is an enemy of freedom. We must redouble our efforts to win the Terrorists’ War on Us. Showing great sensitivity to the suffering of bleeding Pakistan, batshit insane Mike Huckabee, (R-Christian Fundamentalists): ..We have more Pakistani illegals coming across our border than all other nationalities except those immediately south of the border, and in light of what is happening in Pakistan it ought to give us pause as to why are so many illegals coming across these borders.” He later corrected his statement,but only after a flood of negative press.
The Democrats haven’t covering themselves in glory. Hillary Clinton (D-Enabler): “I'm not calling for him (Musharraf) to step down.”
John Edwards (D-Did You Know I Met with Benazir Bhutto in Abu Dhabi?): “I spoke to President Musharraf…and urged him to continue the democratization process.” Barack Obama (D-Let’s Bomb The Fuck Out of Them): Musharraf’s first order of business should be to extend his sympathy to the Bhutto family.
And yes, the Dems support the idea of “outside investigators” coming in to figure out what happened, like the new sheriff striding into town in High Noon. What bullshit. What an unrealistic solution. How safe. How cowardly.
Meanwhile, there’s a conscious effort to avoid the third rail of this horrible tragedy: That the murder of Benazir Bhutto was an inside job.
With friends like these, do the Pakistani people need enemies?

Jiye Bhutto

2007-12-29T20:27:00.000-08:00

Its so fucking hard to believe what has happened to us. Need to get over this situation first and then will post something. It is a great loss. Its not just Benazir, it was the idea, the thought, the movement, the liberalism, the real thing. and its gone, and its over.

- more later. or i will try to post something later. by the way, the international reaction and especially the American one has been so fucking disgusting.

BB assassinated

2007-12-27T08:05:00.000-08:00

Another great loss: Benazir, 54, expired at 6:16 p.m. She was shot in the neck and chest.

Charlie Wilson's war

2007-12-25T12:20:00.000-08:00

Oscar stars werent ashamed enabling the canonization of Wilson, neither were the critics.
Fact is that, Charlie Wilson was a drunken, drug-using whoremonger who used his office to stir the pot in Afghanistan, falling back on the hackneyed premise that communism was somehow worse than putting weapons into the hands of fanatics.
Not surprisingly, Washington Post too portrayed Wilson as a lovable rogue who did the right thing for the wrong reasons. Or the wrong thing for the right reasons. Or something.
Let’s cut to the chase: This man’s intrigues and self-styled Lawrence of Arabia-style buffoonery led directly to the Taliban seizing control of Afghanistan and the rise of Osama bin Laden, so you could say that his actions led to not only 9/11 but the “Talibanization” of Pakistan as well.
Even the US press continues to fawn and cluck over Charlie’s lovable bad boy antics while ignoring the geopolitical havoc he wreaked.
And you’d think that Charlie of Kabul might feel a sense of responsibility for the hell he unleashed by poking his nose in where it never belonged, or at least a sense of shame. But you’d be oh so wrong.

police ka hai kam...

2007-12-11T11:12:00.000-08:00

madad Q league ki.

pop quiz everyone:

2007-12-09T14:10:00.000-08:00

Which country’s history is being described in the following paragraph?

Democratic governments were more often than not interrupted by military. The last military dictatorship…justified its actions (illegal detentions, forced disappearances, torture and summary executions) as necessary for the suppression of terrorism.
Pakistan? No. Argentina, 1976 – 1983. The sixth and last military dictatorship in that country’s history in the 20th century. The period during which the “Dirty War” (a polite way of describing a government butchering its own citizens) took place.
The period when all rights were repealed, when the judiciary rolled over to have its tummy scratched by the generals, when so-called “subversives” were arrested without warrant, tortured, thrown alive out of airplanes, or if they were among the fortunate were mercifully shot in the head and dumped in a mass grave.
Thanks to these guardians of the Republic, between 9,000 – 30,000 men, women and children disappeared, depending on whose numbers you believe.
So what happened to end this horror? The ruling generals screwed utterly in their attempt to turn the public’s attention away from these grotesque injustices and economic problems by picking a fight with England over a shitty group of islands called the Falklands, where the sheep outnumbered the human population.
Argentina’s loss proved conclusively that the army, while excelling at killing unarmed civilians, was not too great at waging “war”. Within a year the generals were gone, with the newly elected democratic government establishing a national commission to investigate the mass disappearances.
Forensic researchers, aided by students, dug up mass graves, sometimes only with spoons, to identify remains. Trials were convened to hold the killers responsible.
Happy days.
So what about Pakistan?

Unlike their Argentine counterparts, segments of Pakistani society are saying “fuck you” to the generals’ faces.
Argentina’s lawyers never took to the streets to protest the suspension of rule of law.
There was no need to arrest anyone in the judiciary. None of the judges complained.
But in order to re-establish the rule of law, what was true in Argentina holds for Pakistan: The generals must go.
It’s time for Pakistan to say what Argentines finally said after six military governments:
Basta. Enough.

with many withouts

2007-12-05T11:10:00.000-08:00

After shedding his military uniform that he notoriously claimed to be his skin, Pervaz Musarraf took the oath of office as the thirteenth president of Pakistan, pledging to "preserve and defend" the Constitution. But which constitution is he referring to? If his oath is to "preserve and defend" the Constitution of Pakistan that he himself has suspended, then doesn't such pledge bring this hypocrisy into the open?
Theres another paradox: Here is a President without a parliament. Doesn't his "election" by the expiring parliament raise a plethora of legal and constitutional questions about its legitimacy? By violating the letter and spirit of the Constitution, and by savagely sacking the higher judiciary, he got himself elected by an outgoing parliament, which has no power to elect a new president.
Then the so- called chief justice, who administered Musharraf's oath, did not himself take the oath of office under the Constitution of Pakistan; rather he took oath under the PCO. Isn't his elevation to this position the product of Musharraf's flagrantly illegal and unconstitutional dismissal of the higher judiciary?

sharifs back this time

2007-11-26T14:08:00.000-08:00

Check this out: if United MPL under the leadership of Nawaz or one of his family member gets ‘elected’ and forms a government with Musharraf as head of the state. Why did the people suffer for eight years, this military-political parties-administration troika.
A well planned exit and a well planned entry. What a joke that was when Nawaz tried to return back on a national carrier and sent back to Saudia. But this time, he came with all his family, all his stuff in a Royal plane. The troika is once again trying to fool the people, eh?

The bitter rivalry and poor judgment of Benazir and Nawaz Sharif in the nineties actually lent legitimacy to Musharraf’s coup, and we are going to witness this all over again.

return deal?

2007-11-25T15:08:00.001-08:00

Did you ever realize in the realm of your so-called patriotism, what a sick society we are living in. The latest disaster in the country has actually made us think that fundamentally nothing has changed over the course of past few decades. Like - its just two goddamn ‘leaders’ trying to rule the country, with the help or support of army, damn.
A rotten mess all over again. They took away our right of rule from us, didn’t they?

election ahead?

2007-11-19T16:21:00.000-08:00

Sure, we all know that Musharraf thinks and says stupid things all the time. And we should really be worried whenever he talks about something that he claims he's been thinking on (if by "thinking," you mean, "talking to people smarter than him"). These are the things the man does after he claims he's thought through all the possibilities; still, no matter how much thought he gives it, the outcome is hopelessly predictable. Beyond what he thinks about, the truly frightening and just plain wrong shit that comes from his mouth is the shit he's planned to say. And for sure, the generals dont think anything.

sala ek general

2007-11-16T17:50:00.000-08:00

what a treat this is. salute to you comrade!

http://boomp3.com/m/3aa570166f6e

- more later on Mullah and Military

Portrait: as foolish men

2007-11-08T14:19:00.000-08:00

Man seriously, i couldnt stop myself.

At the State Dinner: "Americans will support the Pakistani people as they take further steps toward democracy, expand educational opportunities for boys and girls, and create prosperity through innovation and global trade.
Pakistan has a bright future because of its proud people, and because of the hard work of a strong leader. President Musharraf, you've proved yourself to be a man of courage and vision."
At the Joint Press Conference: "We support democracy in Pakistan. President Musharraf understands that in the long run, the way to defeat terrorists is to replace an ideology of hatred with an ideology of hope.
And I thank you for your extensive briefing today on your plans to spread freedom throughout your country. President Musharraf envisions a modern state that provides an alternative to radicalism."
Standing next to Bush, President Musharraf said, "I will follow constitutional norms. Even now I am following constitutional norms where I have been allowed to wear this uniform until 2007 -- being in uniform as the President of Pakistan. Beyond 2007, yes, indeed, this is an issue which has to be addressed and it has to be addressed according to the constitution of Pakistan. And I will never violate the constitution of Pakistan."
On September 22, 2006, in a joint press conference in DC, President Bush comments, "We talked about democracy. The last time I was with the President, he assured me, and assured the people that were listening to the news conference, that there would be free and fair elections in Pakistan in 2007. He renewed that commitment, because he understands that the best way to defeat radicalism and extremism is to give people a chance to participate in the political process of a nation."
And, of course, inevitably, President Bush on November 5, 2007: "President Musharraf has been a strong fighter against extremists and radicals, that he understands the dangers posed by radicals and extremists. After all, they tried to kill him three or four times. And our hope is that he will restore democracy as quickly as possible."
There's not a goddamn thing that Bush believes or promises that has or will ever been or be true. And same goes for General Musharraf, by the way.

need balls

2007-11-08T07:32:00.000-08:00

hours of lies

2007-11-06T14:35:00.000-08:00

Here's what we've learned in the last 90 hours or so, none of it terribly surprising but in the aggregate quite frightening. We've learned there's different kinds of lies:
The Advocate General was ordered to lie about everything related to, you know, elections. He was a complicit pussy for all these months, anyway.
Then the new CJ lied. He declared the anti-emergency judgment as void.
BB lied to the nation again. She has so far issued no call to protest.
And the biggest lies of all, Musharraf’s uttered a bunch of shit in his speech. He lied accusing the SC of taking the side of ‘extremists and terrorists’ and interfering in government matters.
The main reason given was thee attacks on the state administration and the security agencies through judicial interference. Well, thats why they are suppose to do, dont they?
So here we are: the AG, the CJ, the COAS, all lying to us. We've got a military government that is actually functioning to bring harm to its citizens.

dial M for Military

2007-11-05T15:42:00.000-08:00

Isnt it interesting that every political person so far has been arrested but the PP leaders including the chairperson. They have cut the deal again and father must be rolling in his grave. The political workers were beaten hard everywhere, but BB could hold press conferences and deliver her pissy statements. At Bilawal House, she criticised emergency rule but did not hint at agitation to protest it. “We believe in a peaceful democratic struggle for a smooth transition to democracy,” she said.
If we have to sum up the performances, it would be thus: Musharraf ruffled, Nawaz Sharif collected, Condoleezza Rice critically apologetic and BB commanding.

emergency imposed

2007-11-04T11:21:00.000-08:00

Its simple that a motherfucker, fucks mothers. Even if presented with a choice to fuck something else he will always do some motherfucking.
It's coz hes a motherfucker, and he will do it anywhere he pleases. Sure, someone will try to tell him that it's time to stop fucking, but that's not who he is. It's not like all of a sudden hes gonna stop fucking mothers.
Maybe, once in a while he thinks that everyone realizes how much he fucks, he will do some secret fucking of mothers. Instead of just announcing to the world that hes gonna fuck this mother, he’s gona do it on the down-low so everyone thinks hes stopped fucking. That way, if no one asks and if no one checks things out, he can safely fuck a mother.
But if someone pushes him back and tries to stop him, he will suspend everything, just so that he could fuck.
Bottom line, a motherfucker got to do, what a mothertfucker got to do.

question of price

2007-10-31T17:00:00.000-07:00

I remember some friends discussing the return of Sharif or BB, and how crucial it was for the country. One of the brains always rejected the idea, by justyfing it that why a weasel fucker like Musharraf would go for anyone else when he has his own bitches.
Which makes sense, especially when his cronies display hubris, arrogance, assholishness on an almost daily basis.
Thing is that, everything they do is designed so they can say, "we did this" even if the ‘this’ is nothing more than a nod in the direction that something exists.
With Nawas Sharif going out-coming back-leaving again and now BB coming in - leaving again. The idea that hits you is simple.
In the end, its a question of which whore would you rather fuck?
The whore with the slightest remaining bit of self-respect who won't do double penetration or scat sex? Or the diseased, scabby whores who'll let you do anything to her, for cheap?
A whore is a whore; it’s just a question of price.

a lil thing

2007-10-31T08:30:00.000-07:00

And history makes fun of its victims
And its heroes
Takes a look at them and passes by
This sea is mine
This moist air is mine
And my name-
Even if I spell it wrong on the coffin –
Is mine
As for me,
Now that I am filled with all the possible
Reasons for departure –
I am not mine

- (Mural)

give democracy a chance

2007-10-22T15:19:00.000-07:00

Democracy is like sex - the messier it is, the better. There are few things as blandly dissatisfying as crisp, clean boinking, a nipple twist, a finish with a towel handy. Sure, you get off, but its meaningless.
Now, if you start with warm massage oil and, eight sweaty positions later, you end up exhausted in a puddle of all kinds of sticky or slick fluids, celebrating the possible combinations of cocks, cunts, assholes, mouths, and fingers, well, you might have experienced something close to cramping. Either way, you're gonna know you've been fucking. But if its not democracy, you haven’t been fucking at all, and infact you would realize that you were actually being screwed, upside down.
Real democracy is about challenging the powerful, calling out the liars, and encouraging dissent, knowing that these are things that strengthen the nation. But its just democracy, which can't even get a chance these days.

BB's return

2007-10-21T15:10:00.000-07:00

Jayaley sacrified goats, whereas the angencies decided to sacrify more than 150 innocent people to celebrate her return. No leader has ever been welcomed this way. And lets be clear, in the larger scheme of things, whether people are with PML - N or PPP, nothing matters. But just the power.

- more later

way they work

2007-10-15T17:55:00.000-07:00

It’s not more than a pro to the army, lead by an asshole, now. And, that's the way assholes work, whether on the street or in the presidential office. An asshole says he's gonna do it his way and if you don't wanna do it his way, you go fuck yourself. And if you're a real asshole, and someone threatens you, you usually say something like, "Bring it on."
When did we become such a nation of assholes? Led by the kind of jerk-off whose ass we always wanted to kick or see kicked out in the playground or behind the bar? Instead, we allow, without so much as a whimper, our "elected" leaders to represent us by behaving like bullies.
Our democracy is all about pimp-slapping the constitution. "58-2-B, you keep your head down and lick the army boots, bitch" they say, slamming constitution against a wall and holding it by its neck as we slap its face back and forth. "That's right, bitch. You best listen to me. Now, get out there and get on your knees."

killing the civilians

2007-10-11T14:17:00.000-07:00

Bombing civilians and especially the kids help capture the terrorist is the only aim of the military in the country now.
The sufferings of innocents. The people who knew nothing, why they have been attacked and killed. And then children, man. Always bearing the burdens of the moral failings of the grown-ups. We beat them, starve them, burn them, put them and now kill them all.
How a badly person or a nation treats its own or other kids says a lot about how fucked up that person or nation is. And all indications right now are that Pakistan's all in drain now.
The military in the country, do nothing but just bomb some shithole village in a misguided effort to find a state protected ‘terrorist’, who wasn’t there in the first place or left before the attacks.

whores’ Ordinance

2007-10-09T13:54:00.000-07:00

The whores have decided that it’s the right time to have an Ordinance. Yes, the whores had themselves a big agreement. Doesnt matter if its an act that could be most offensive to the democracy and the people. You are dealing with whores here.
They basically started from three points and ended up at this one: that all the whores who didn’t pay service to the customers against the money they took will be forbidden. 'They could have the money, all the money.'
The Ordinance points out that whores wont limit the size of foreign objects that could be shoved into their twats and assholes. 'There should be any standards.' As for the enforcement of their new rules, some of the whores proposed that they will provide all the bodyguards and security to their colleagues.
Some are bitching that other regulations should also be passed, but the chief whore is happy enough on the small step taken.

accord finalized to do .....

2007-10-04T14:29:00.000-07:00

Remember the famous quote, that there are only two parties in Pakistan, the Peoples part and the Pakistan Army. Now these two have decided to merge and will rape the constitution, the country and the people together. The points of the agreements arnt disclosed yet, and will never be, by the way, but at the end they basically are just two:
They are too fucking blind with the power they have and they are just plain goddamned non-civilian and undemocratic.
Jeez, at some point doesn't all this have to come crashing down? All of this lying, cheating, and greed? Seriously, we arnt left with any shred of self-respect, decency, and moral or any politcial good.

and it goes on..

2007-10-04T13:28:00.001-07:00

in the name of Buddha

2007-10-01T12:24:00.000-07:00

Seriously, the extremists who tried to destroy the valuable image of the Gandhara era, the world's second largest Bhudda stone, should be prosecuted for Genocide. Period.
They tried to blowup the marks of our civilization. Stupid followers of so-called muslim rulers, or i should say intruders, who did nothing but build mosques.
The evidence of stone age human inhabitants of Gandhara, including stone tools and burnt bones, were discovered from Mardan. The artifacts are approximately 15,000 years old. This ancient history explains alot about our roots, and if thier Islam and emaan are so in danger, they should fuck themselves off to Saudi Arabia may be.

Monks take the lead

2007-09-27T15:00:00.001-07:00

You mullah, you should be really ashamed of yourselves. Look at this, even the cutest and most innocent people on the face of the earth, the Monks have decided to stoodup against the goddamn generals.
We are not even close to Burma coz of you bitches. They may have reached the tipping point, but what is worrying about the situation in Pakistan is that no matter how one decides to resolve the crises it faces, the country gets propelled down the road of self-destruction. And the reason besides the Army are you people. You cant afford to resign, and even if you do, well then you have been assigned to do so, you bitches.
The resignations are not enough to pose a legal or numerical problem for the general's re-election - and will in fact make it easier for him to demonstrate a clearer margin of parliamentary support.

Another name in the list...

2007-09-24T19:17:00.000-07:00

Jeez, heres another name in the list of motherfuckers and son of a bitch, Ahmed Raza Kasuri. People knew this fact, but Kasuri proved himself again and gained his name in the top 5.
The country witnessed this motherfucker on the public television losing his mind and shit. Just watch this, when the audience shouted 'shame shame..' and the way this ignorant fucker reacted. What a shame, someone should actually have killed him .
But, at the same time, the country is blessed with people like Khurshid Ahmad Khan. They all just need the chance to prove themselves. Khan, am telling ya, deserved a man of the year award right after he sprayed the face of government counsel Kasuri black.
"I consider it to be one of the greatest achievements of my life, which, I hope, will earn me paradise," he says. And hell yeah.. you will be bestowed.

- More Later

and more videos

2007-09-21T14:00:00.000-07:00

Man, them al Qaedas are lovin' them some Pakistan, boy. Yeah yeah, so the Pakistani 'army' is on the hunt and has turned some big guys over to the US, along with a whole bunch of innocent fellow Pakistanis for boatloads of cash, but overall them al Qaeda guys have found a happy home inside the borders of America's greatest 'ally' in the Great War On Terror.
Now, they have threatened Pakistan directly. West thinks its the safe heaven. Whatever!!
And what happened to all the money the West has sent Pakistan to fight these terror guys? All of it has gone to line the pockets of the generals and brigadiers, who now sit fat and happy in Pakistan. This was the money spent to keep the democracy away and now 're-select' Musharraf.
There werent any several attempts to assuage the extremists have been initiated, or if any these efforts have done little to prevent the 'Arabisation' of the country or diminish continued support for al-Qaida leader, bin Laden. Infact, this has increased the threat these groups pose to Western countries in general and the United States and Pakistan in particular.

Osama's tape

2007-09-20T18:07:00.000-07:00

Looks like he got sick of calling Bush as the only enemy and declaring war on US so now Osama has declared war on Pakistan. eh sorry, its the holy -war, what he said. Osama has lowered his standards further and now wants to fight Musharraf.
Well technically, Bush and Musharraf should also issue tapes on Fox and PTV respectively. Coz thats the name of the game, so far. This nexus of Evil has been enjoying all this on tax-payers money from US and Pakistan.
They all sound the same. By the way, i am inspired by this from The Rude.
Let's get this clear up front: Osama bin Laden ain't a threat to you or me. He wasn't much to begin with - he got lucky a couple of times, like lightning does - and he will never be again. He is a bullshit pissant with good PR, an ersatz pedant who knows how to manipulate brains fucked up by decades of poverty, war, and religious fanaticism.

doffing skin now?

2007-09-19T16:22:00.000-07:00

This is so goddamn funny, really. Its like some one trying to take his own dick up his ass. And in this attempt, he, the general, tells you that theres isnt a specific 'timeframe' when this could actually happen.
So, the news is that there is no mention of a specific timeframe for General Pervez Musharraf to take off his uniform in the extension order he issued for himself. The order says he would continue serving as COAS till the new chief of army staff is appointed.
This fact was verified by the Attorney-General Qayyum, (who's actually helping Musharraf do this shitty thing).
"He is likely to submit such statement before the Supreme Court soon that there was no specific date for him to doff the uniform as per his appointment order, albeit he had committed to hang it up if re-elected," says this helper.
And by the way, he, the general, once said the uniform is his skin and he wont remove it.

gangs

2007-09-18T17:49:00.001-07:00

Badshah asal mey apna hai koi aur zafar
Aur ye sari reaya bhi kisi aur ki hai... ...

what we want

2007-09-17T14:34:00.001-07:00

This is so fucked up that it took me a couple of days to move my ass and actually write something, even when I knew that its gonna happen.
And not only me, every one around the world connected with this Banana Republic knew that they have been sold once again.
The rule of unelected dictator has added some more shit into already messed situation. The nation has no hopes, no wishes anymore coz of this evil bastard.
Normally, people actually wish for things like this:
we want a democratic government.
we want fair and free elections.
we want …….
But since the army is the part of the very much problem down there.
So, people pray something like that:
we don’t want army rule
we don’t want Musharraf
we don’t want Bush’s bitch
we don’t want deals…
we don’t want Arab rulers to interfere
we don't want ….

ad: say somethin'

2007-09-14T12:42:00.001-07:00

Find out if its a real or a fake - photoshoped advertisement. But even if its not real, lament the decline of the country.

whos your daddy

2007-09-13T09:06:00.000-07:00

Hey guys, would you call bitch-slapping as 'talks'? Could there be any 'talks' between a whore and a pimp or a servant and a master? Guess not. So, what possible talks there could be then.
Talking of masters, sometimes i wonder who our real master is, whos the daddy of this banana republic. America sends money, so they call the shots. But hang on - the Saudis build madrassas and give sanctuary to ousted former leaders, even going so far as to sit down with Pakistani "leadership" to negotiate the terms of when that "leader" can and cannot return. Britain's got a say. So do India, Iran, China... damn, that's a lot of countries.
And he, the musharraf, has been supported through out by these bosses. So, the question is that who runs Pakistan? Possible answer is that everyone but Pakistan itself.

policies: mush vs Pak

2007-09-12T09:46:00.000-07:00

"We have no Pakistan policy; we have a Musharraf policy. That's a bad policy. The policy should be based on a long-term relationship with Pakistan…" confessed Sen. Joe Biden, chair of the U.S. Senate Foreign Relations Committee recently.
And know what, many educated Pakistanis resent Bush's Musharraf policy, i.e., its unquestioned support to Musharraf without little or no regard to the people's democratic aspirations.
These people are also angry that Bush administration was silent on Nawaz's deportation. And this is the same class of people whom the administration intends to court to fight extremism.
US think tank observes that Washington expects Musharraf to lead the charge on extremism and terrorism, which, on his watch, have peaked to unprecedented levels. The negative fallout, for the U.S., of growing extremism in Pakistan is evident in the rising anti-American sentiment that is shared by 90% of its citizens.
Terrorists have never been stronger. Yet the Bush administration continues to regard Musharraf as an anchor of stability in the region.
A conservative thinker Chris Patten argues that "Afghanistan will never be stable unless Pakistan's military government is replaced with a democracy."

who wanted to return anyway

2007-09-11T15:17:00.000-07:00

He came, he saw and he ran away..

he came with his followers
he knew the nation would face his foe
he wanted his throne, he wanted his glory
he knew someone else could go
he called the bluff, couldnt take the challenge
........
they thought they'd sealed his doom
And they were right
he lost, he ran away again

Yesterday, Musharraf refused to allow former PM Nawaz Sharif to enter the country. And thats what Nawaz wanted too, anyway.

Literal brokers

2007-09-09T10:44:00.000-07:00

Saudi intelligence chief Prince Muqrin bin Abdul-Aziz says “Sharif should honor an exile agreement, and scrap his plans to return to Pakistan.”
You royal motherfucker – the literal broker of the goddamn deal, why the hell are you so pissed?

Jeez, at some point, the country has decide about these pimps and why they have an influence over Pakistan?
From Osama bin Laden to Talibaan chief Mullah Omar to chief suspect in Daniel Pearl’s murder, Omar Saeed are all followers of Mohammed Abdul Al Wahab, the eighteenth century fundamentalist Mullah in Saudi Arabia. And these Wahabi followers were responsible for 9/11, the Arabs.
With the soviet invasion of Afghanistan, the Saudis involved themselves in a, first war of the twentieth century against the infidel. To this, they were encouraged by the USA and the military hardware was paid by them.
And these Saudi manipulated and exploited the religious sentiments thru the mosques and madarssas built by them all over the world.
At some points you gotta decide about these pimps, for once and for all.

death of a culture

2007-09-09T09:35:00.000-07:00

Theres a group out there who believes in our oldest and richest culture and is still proud of it. Unfortunately, the culture we had is dying.
The following article was published in The Friday Times by Khalid Ahmed, Two competing waves over Pakistan, explains alot. Thanks to Raza Rumi too.

MBT laugh

2007-09-07T09:54:00.000-07:00

Hm, what made him giggle. Looks like he's looking at the barrel of an MBT - 2000 and thinking of taking it up his ass.

After more than 270 people were killed in attacks since July. He's fucking laughing. Whats so funny? After killing thousands of innocent people, selling most of them for Dollars and when hundreds are still missing on his orders.

a day in the history

2007-09-06T13:31:00.000-07:00

Sep 6, 1965 - India attacked Pakistan.
Since then Pakistan Army, the so - called professional, has invaded and conquered its own country, killed and murdered its own people.
Every year, they show the army equipments to the public, actually giving a message to them that this is what will be used on you.

Courtesy: Zahoor - Daily Times

slim chances?

2007-09-06T10:03:00.000-07:00

Its an insult to a bitch calling you a bitch, you fucking bitch. You have been sucking up to the generals and ruled with them for the last eight years, and there weren’t even eight minutes that anyone could hear you saying something in clear words.
Its has always been like listening to someone who has a 10 inch long dick in mouth. (ugh ya blah brrr ghh fkerur hvnvs) ya something like that.
And in these pissy voices, you shameless bastard, so-called leader of the Army owned party, blabbed that theres a lot of difference between the Marshal Law and the Emergency.
You prick, sodomization and anal penetration has a lot of difference. Ya, you know better coz you had that thing inside you all the time. You know better coz you have been enjoying it all the time.
Hell, the chances are slim, you cock sucker.

rudeness

2007-09-05T15:05:00.001-07:00

I believe, rudeness is rudeness. period. especially, if there is just this one common thing - called fuckedup - between the two countries. It gets a bigger picture and then inspiration.
hats off to the rude people.

Look at these assholes, i mean.. goddamnit!

moron questioned

2007-09-05T09:56:00.000-07:00

Consider this. You are in a dark room, all drunk and ready to enjoy a great fuck. Say, you got a whore with all the money your dad earned. Its going to be your second shot. You tear her clothes, threw her on the bed, force her to open legs wide open. You want to justify the money you spent.
You push your head back down unto the pillow, move your hand down her thighs. You are about to get to that extend where you will forget everything, everything in your mind will be mixed.
You will push yourself in now, and you will come hardest. the greatest fuck of your life, you think.. and then…
And then, all of a sudden, your dad walks into the room, turns on the lights .. and you…
you are in a compromising position, feeling just like this moron

dealing with deals

2007-09-04T16:09:00.000-07:00

So, whats going on is Deal? What are the people involved in Deals are called, Dealers? What do they deal, ofcourse a commodity. What are the people involved in the process of deals are called, pimps? What kind of a reputation does a dealer obtains – shitty?
Logically, this all means that a ‘Deal’ is in progress between a couple of shitty dealers, with the help of few pimps and the commodity is the power as well as the control of the country.

more whoring again

2007-09-03T13:58:00.000-07:00

It's sort of like if you're a manwhore who's been sucking cock all night in the bathroom of a bar. You're covered in spunk, lips chapped, belly full, it's about 5 a.m., and, fuck, manwhores've gotta sleep, too.
And in comes more boys lookin' for some leather-lovin'. They want you to blow them, say they've got sick cash for you. You tell them to let you think about it, maybe call a manwhore buddy, but, really, and, c'mon, you're gonna be taking the chowder.
You're a manwhore. What the fuck else are you gonna do? All of a sudden say that three more cocks are too many?
C'mere, boys, let's get suckin'. And you, sucker, now have to give more blowjobs to survive .... and, hey, here are more whores.

wastage

2007-09-02T14:36:00.000-07:00

sometimes i think that these power-hungers are taking up too much space, oxygen, food and water. - let alone what they took from the country and from its people.
sometimes i think that all of these nature's resources they waste could be given to someone who really wants to live. - let alone what they have been wasting while posing themselves as the politicians.

goddamn it. shit, man.

biggest assholes of the week

2007-08-26T15:01:00.000-07:00

Technically, you wana call it assholes of the last 8 years, but given the time line Wasi Zafar and Sher Afgun - the fucking horse-faced cock-suckers sure take the lead again. And useless to say they both need a big-arm.

mene-takel

2007-08-24T12:56:00.000-07:00

Writing on the wall: If you remember this, you can understand. Otherwise, the event is that the King was enjoying his last days in the palace when suddenly the figure of a human hand appeared and wrote on the plaster of the wall, near the lamp stand in the royal palace. The king watched the hand as it wrote. His face turned pale and he was so frightened that his knees knocked together and his legs gave way.
The writing on the wall was: mene-mene-takel-peres.
Now the Bible says that the Kind called Daniel and said, I have heard that you are able to give interpretations and solve different problems. If you can read this writing and tell me what it means, you will be clothed in purple and have a gold chain placed around your neck and you will be made the third highestruler in the kingdom.
In these times, the writing on the wall is again: mene-takel,
But the modern king, the-army-uniformed-sucker cant see it and cant get anyone to translate.
He approached his bitches and one of them went crazy and is unleashed now. It looks like the writing on the wall would be a writing on his sorry ass soon, coz a showcause notice has been issued.

doing fine

2007-08-22T16:49:00.001-07:00

In all honesty, what does 'doing fine' mean?
does it mean listening to authority? does it mean sleeping when you're supposed to? does it mean thinking about living? is sufficiency is measured by fecundity, efficacy, output, and habitualness?
if so, then "doing fine" is basically your ability to fake it. if so, then "doing fine" is basically the cadence of your day to day life?
basically not perpetually thinking about nihilism. basically not staying awake until five am, staring at blank papers. basically not about the moments that are penultimate to your death. basically not wanting cigarettes, valium, drink?
then i guess i'm not doing fine...or i'm just going mad.

same happened there

2007-08-20T14:06:00.001-07:00

For most of us, America is a heaven, a place where you could get drunk, earn easy bucks and have sex. But its not like that, coz this country also fucked up the same way as ours, espcially when it comes to disasters - not to mention that it could be political and natural.
Over the next few days, i will be in New Orleans hopefully, to witness that this land is grounded as Balakot.
Funny enough that some motherfcukers even here claim that: Katrina is the evidence that God, Jesus, or whatever is mightily pissed at the United States. Sounds familiar, innit?
Yep, God's showin' us who's boss, they say.
Not a one of the quoted people of faith are anything more than fringe-ass nuts beggin' for air time.
So did the political bitches delivered their awful speeches, promising to put it back on track, but all is deep down in the shit. Same happened there.
You assholes, blame anyone you want. It's so much more convenient. It's so much less mind-blowing, but it sure is totally fucked up.

Men in Uniform

2007-08-17T11:09:00.000-07:00

So the PM was blabbing on and on about the army. How they are good at work. Oh yeah? Theres a reason for that, which is that you want to save your ass and will run away anytime. Isnt it?
By the way you have to define the word ‘work’ you fucking prick.
They never existed. They had no contribution whatsoever in the formation of the country. They won no war. They signed and divided the country. They surrendered. They toppled the political government. Upset the setups. Killed country’s own people.
They fucking are good at this work then, coz that’s they work they have been doing. And they are the servant of the nation and the country actually which they don’t know. They should be ashamed of their work then asshole.

SC decision

2007-08-16T11:37:00.000-07:00

Fuck you, General. Fuck you, fuck you, and, uh, oh, fuck you. Fuck you for trying to kick out the Justice and the Justice himself. Fuck you for putting yourself and your family above the good of the country. And fuck you because you claim that you consider ‘Pakistan First’.
And Fuck you MMA because you probably would have voted differently than what you did proving yourself Generals bitch. Don't fuckin' crow about how you wanted to vote against and then gave him a way out. You could have stopped all this, so fuck you.
Fuck you, and, hey, by the way, fuck you, Qs, for not having the balls to go to the people and instead licking and sucking general shit-hole. Fuck you for having the total dicks and total pussies and thuggish assholes that are sucking general for so long.

fucked

2007-08-15T14:12:00.000-07:00

the obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurence was sometime before 1500.

n.
an act of sexual intercourse
to act wastefully or foolishly
used an an intensive

v.
to interfere; meddle. often used with with

interj.
used to express extreme displeasure

We knew the meanings, we still learned it the hard way. Over the past sixty years we were told five times. we learned nothing. we are fucked.

whatever

2007-08-15T12:23:00.000-07:00

The A team, the other day, reminded me of this fact by calling it loud that the world is fucked up by three kind of people which are Dicks, Pussies and Assholes. Sounds right especially when you are looking down to your own country's political setup.
Lets figure this out, looks like the Pussies are out on self-exiled whatever. Assholes are ofcourse in the ruling party, an amalgam of different - again - whatever. So where the fuck are the dicks? Guess they need pills to get erected. The reaction to the March - 9 decision could be called as the rubbing but it still needs to get stiff. Once its raised to that rigid condition - ah - you think what could happen, all i could say is whatever!
whatever that would be - will turn on everything.