Sunday, August 26, 2007

biggest assholes of the week

Technically, you wana call it assholes of the last 8 years, but given the time line Wasi Zafar and Sher Afgun - the fucking horse-faced cock-suckers sure take the lead again. And useless to say they both need a big-arm.

Friday, August 24, 2007

mene-takel

Writing on the wall: If you remember this, you can understand. Otherwise, the event is that the King was enjoying his last days in the palace when suddenly the figure of a human hand appeared and wrote on the plaster of the wall, near the lamp stand in the royal palace. The king watched the hand as it wrote. His face turned pale and he was so frightened that his knees knocked together and his legs gave way.
The writing on the wall was: mene-mene-takel-peres.
Now the Bible says that the Kind called Daniel and said, I have heard that you are able to give interpretations and solve different problems. If you can read this writing and tell me what it means, you will be clothed in purple and have a gold chain placed around your neck and you will be made the third highestruler in the kingdom.
In these times, the writing on the wall is again: mene-takel,
But the modern king, the-army-uniformed-sucker cant see it and cant get anyone to translate.
He approached his bitches and one of them went crazy and is unleashed now. It looks like the writing on the wall would be a writing on his sorry ass soon, coz a showcause notice has been issued.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

doing fine

In all honesty, what does 'doing fine' mean?
does it mean listening to authority? does it mean sleeping when you're supposed to? does it mean thinking about living? is sufficiency is measured by fecundity, efficacy, output, and habitualness?
if so, then "doing fine" is basically your ability to fake it. if so, then "doing fine" is basically the cadence of your day to day life?
basically not perpetually thinking about nihilism. basically not staying awake until five am, staring at blank papers. basically not about the moments that are penultimate to your death. basically not wanting cigarettes, valium, drink?
then i guess i'm not doing fine...or i'm just going mad.

Monday, August 20, 2007

same happened there

For most of us, America is a heaven, a place where you could get drunk, earn easy bucks and have sex. But its not like that, coz this country also fucked up the same way as ours, espcially when it comes to disasters - not to mention that it could be political and natural.
Over the next few days, i will be in New Orleans hopefully, to witness that this land is grounded as Balakot.
Funny enough that some motherfcukers even here claim that: Katrina is the evidence that God, Jesus, or whatever is mightily pissed at the United States. Sounds familiar, innit?
Yep, God's showin' us who's boss, they say.
Not a one of the quoted people of faith are anything more than fringe-ass nuts beggin' for air time.
So did the political bitches delivered their awful speeches, promising to put it back on track, but all is deep down in the shit. Same happened there.
You assholes, blame anyone you want. It's so much more convenient. It's so much less mind-blowing, but it sure is totally fucked up.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Men in Uniform

So the PM was blabbing on and on about the army. How they are good at work. Oh yeah? Theres a reason for that, which is that you want to save your ass and will run away anytime. Isnt it?
By the way you have to define the word ‘work’ you fucking prick.
They never existed. They had no contribution whatsoever in the formation of the country. They won no war. They signed and divided the country. They surrendered. They toppled the political government. Upset the setups. Killed country’s own people.
They fucking are good at this work then, coz that’s they work they have been doing. And they are the servant of the nation and the country actually which they don’t know. They should be ashamed of their work then asshole.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

SC decision

Fuck you, General. Fuck you, fuck you, and, uh, oh, fuck you. Fuck you for trying to kick out the Justice and the Justice himself. Fuck you for putting yourself and your family above the good of the country. And fuck you because you claim that you consider ‘Pakistan First’.
And Fuck you MMA because you probably would have voted differently than what you did proving yourself Generals bitch. Don't fuckin' crow about how you wanted to vote against and then gave him a way out. You could have stopped all this, so fuck you.
Fuck you, and, hey, by the way, fuck you, Qs, for not having the balls to go to the people and instead licking and sucking general shit-hole. Fuck you for having the total dicks and total pussies and thuggish assholes that are sucking general for so long.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

fucked

the obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurence was sometime before 1500.

n.
an act of sexual intercourse
to act wastefully or foolishly
used an an intensive

v.
to interfere; meddle. often used with with

interj.
used to express extreme displeasure

We knew the meanings, we still learned it the hard way. Over the past sixty years we were told five times. we learned nothing. we are fucked.

whatever

The A team, the other day, reminded me of this fact by calling it loud that the world is fucked up by three kind of people which are Dicks, Pussies and Assholes. Sounds right especially when you are looking down to your own country's political setup.
Lets figure this out, looks like the Pussies are out on self-exiled whatever. Assholes are ofcourse in the ruling party, an amalgam of different - again - whatever. So where the fuck are the dicks? Guess they need pills to get erected. The reaction to the March - 9 decision could be called as the rubbing but it still needs to get stiff. Once its raised to that rigid condition - ah - you think what could happen, all i could say is whatever!
whatever that would be - will turn on everything.